You, John Smith...!

You, John Smith...!
Yes, you.
We have detected you using
Many other aliases on our system.

Alias such as
John Smith Model Airplane Flier,
Smith, John, Expert Sniper, USMC,
John A Smith MBA,
Smith and Brothers Afterhouse Bored Housewives Plumbing,
And so on...

Each such alias
While maybe expanding your identity,
Creates inefficiency in our system.

From this point on,
Other aliases you have chosen,
You hereby declare null and void,
So that we may strip you to your barest self:
That naked one email address....
With all your different interests
Now lying within our various corrals of you...
So that we may own your every waking moment.

(And they said "don't be evil".)

--- 6 June 2013